(COURTESY OF MORECAMBE F.C. SUPPORTER MR K. FITTON

AND HIS MIGHTY,MIGHTY MORECAMBE PINHOLE DEVICE)

(WARNING - IF YOU ARE NOT ON BROADBAND IT MAY TAKE SOME TIME)

FILM 1 - CLICK HERE, WITNESS THE LAUNCH AND EXPLOSION OF A HIGH POWERED

ROCKET DEVICE OFF THE CAPTAINS HEAD.

FILM 2 - CLICK HERE, SEE A REVOLVING PYROTECHNIC DEVICE IGNITE ON THE HEAD OF THE

"FAMOUS MR. LED"

FILM 3 - CLICK HERE, WATCH ANOTHER SPACE ROCKET FLY OFF THE CAPTAINS HEAD

TO SEE HOW IT ALL WENT HORRIBLY WRONG - CLICK HERE.

FOR THE CAPTAIN'S FANTASTIC PHOTO ALBUM - CLICK HERE.

AND FINALLY, A PIECE OF FILM TOO LONG FOR MY SERVER, SO SERVED UP ON YOUTUBE, DONT FORGET TO COME BACK HERE!